Incident

So, last night, I experienced an incident that involved the following:

• crutches
• many pills
• an extended-height toilet seat with grab bars, and
• a cat.

Just let your imagination take you there. Got it? Good. Because that's what happened.

Needless to say, said cat only has eight lives remaining.

And I want vodka. Lots and lots of vodka.

That is all.

Have a good weekend.